Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Girl: I am principal’s daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Boy: Good (Walk away).
Teacher: What are the products of West India?
Students: We don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Students: From our neighbour.
Professor: What is the chemical symbol of Barium?
Professor: what is the chemical symbol of sodium?
Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of sodium combined?
Teacher: How can we clean our school?
Students: By staying at home.
What do you call people who don’t believe in going to the gym?