An old man has only 8 hairs on his head.
He went to the barber shop.
Barber in Anger: shall I cut or count?
Old Man: “Colour it”.
Teacher: Raju, tell me one thing, if you had 5 dollars and you asked your mother for another 5, how many dollars would you have?
Raju: 5 dollars
Teacher: You don’t know the calculation?
Raju: Sir, you don’t know my mother.
Teacher: John, how do you spell ‘Crocodile’?
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
John: Maybe, but you asked how I spell it.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: Listen, son, an idiot is a person who always tries to explain his ideas in a long way that the person, who is listening, can’t understand him. Do you understand?
Teacher: Pappu, why are you late…
Pappu: Because of a sign…
Teacher: How does a sign become a reason of your being late?
Pappu: The sign said…”School Ahead, Go Slow”.