1– A police officer jumps into his car and calls the station.
“Sir, there is an interesting case,” officer says. “A woman shot her husband for walking on the floor she just mopped.”
Sergeant: “Have you arrested her?”
“No sir, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
2– A conversation with my father, who knows I do Web design.
Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
Me: Oh, very easy.
Father: I don’t mean to make a Facebook profile. I mean to remake all of Facebook.
Me: Oh. Very hard.
Father: Oh, OK.
3– a lady asked a question to her friend…
What is the fastest way to a men’s heart?
Friend: through his chest.
4– Height of Smartness…
Boy- who is this?
Boy- what do you want?
Police- I want to talk.
Boy- how many are you?
Police- we are two.
Boy- then talks to each other.
5– Naughty student
Teacher- yes Joseph!
Joseph- would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher- of course not.
Joseph- I didn’t do my homework.