Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: The mooooo-vies!
Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A: A stega-snore-us.
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing?
A: Because she was a little hoarse.
Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: The baa-baa shop.
Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: At sundae school.
Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a water-melon.
Q: What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy?
A: A Mars bar.
Q: What was the reason cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crumb-y.
Q: What’s the cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nach-o cheese.
Q: What is the way ocean say hello?
A: It waves.
Q: What is the reason tree go to the dentist?
A: It needed a root canal.
Q: what is the reason you can’t trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
Q: Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?
A: Because they’re meteor.